How is it that Courtenay Semel is pulling all kinds of hot bitches? First Lindsay Lohan and now Tila Tequila. Although Tila is definitely a downgrade, she’s still considered hot by everyone but me.

GRRR, I’m not feeling that much better today, but once again I’ll try to post some stuff throughout the day. Being sick really sucks!!!!

Okay so I’m being a little dramatic but I’m sicker than sick that makes the sick even sicker.   Ugh I’m so delirious right now!  I’ll try to post some new stuff tonight.  Thank you come again.

There will soon be no reason for me to visit Amsterdam.   According to TMZ, The Real Sin City has been closing down a lot of their sex shops and marijuana cafe’s in an effort to run organized crime out of town.

The town has grown tired of drug dealers laundering money through the massage parlours, peep shows, and gambling parlours.

My dreams have been shattered, and that woman staring through the window is suddenly giving me the creeps.

Everyone knows I’m a reality TV whore, so it’s no surprise that I decided to watch the second season of Rock of Love: Charm School. Things are about to get ugly on the show when that dumb cunt Brandi C starts fucking with A-List Celebrity, Heather. Than her drunk ass spit on Destiny’s face! Not far behind her is the period-blooded-red-head bitch Lacey, antagonizing the girls as usual.

The producers finally came in to separate the girls, because Brandi C was still acting like a douche cock, and wouldn’t leave Heather alone. This clip would have been perfect if one of the staff members zapped Brandi C with a taser gun. I would zap her in the other side of her face so she can have matching scars.

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Tila Tequila is hinting that she did indeed hook up with Mac Dude and ex-boyfriend of Drew Barrymore, Justin Long. “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and it should just stay there… I don’t remember anything.”

I don’t know what the fuck Drew did to him, but after those two cats broke up he’s been on a downgrade binge. First he was swapping bodily fluids with Kirsten Dunst, and now Tila.  Poor Justin! Somebody needs to tell him that Tila is an not a woman, but an annoying insect!!! Observe:

I need to thank Adrienne Curry for that one. That shit never gets old.

Source: WENN

Spencer and a couple of buddies racked up a bill of almost $800 dollars an an L.A. restaurant last night, and gave the server a whopping $16 dollar tip. First of all, if I knew I would be serving Spencer and Heidi, I would have seasoned their food with my used tampon and top it off with piss and chocolate bunnies. That way, I won’t be too pissed when I get the lousy tip, because watching those two unknowingly feast on my human waste is priceless.

Source: TMZ 

This is what use to be Nikki Cox.  Nasty, she looked perfectly fine before she got those fish lips.   This botox phenomenon has to end!

Roseanne Barr offered George Clooney an inhuman proposal when they first met on her show, “Roseanne”.

“The Oscar winner reveals, “I worked on her first series, and when I met her she said, ‘You’re really good looking, why don’t you take me out behind the stage and make me stink.’”

WOOF!

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I can’t stand this bitch anymore. I used to like her in the 90’s, when she came out with that damn song “Someday”. Oh you know it! It’s this one:

This was obviously before she discovered the color pink and started wearing glitter. Than came the butterflies. What the fuck?! Butterflies? I hate butterflies! I didn’t have a problem with them before Mariah started singing about them. What’s so artistic about butterflies? They are moths with colorful wings. Who sings about insects? Oh wait, Mariah Carey does!

More importantly, she knew how to sing back than. Now, she sounds like her throat was put through a cheese grater. For example, her recent performance on the Today Show:

So she’s lip synching now, because she sucks. Even her backup singer was trying to show her how to do her job, till Mariah rudely addressed her in song, “Stop singing my part nowwww….baaaabbyyyyyyyyyy” (Skip to 3:00 to see what I’m talking about.) Holy shit, she’s really evolved as an artist now by singing direct orders to her backup singers.As Diane Sawyer introduces Mimi’s next song Bye Bye, she barks at Diane saying, “Are you going to give me some kind of indication as to when I should start?” or something like that. Well shit, didn’t she make that clear enough when she told you, “Okay, now Mariah is going to sing her next song.” My word!