You have to be Paris Hilton in order to look good in this dress. The always stunningly dressed socialite is seen here with new BFF Brittany Flickinger leaving the Delux Nightclub in my favorite city in the world: Hollywood.
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That dude behind Paris Hilton is funny to me. Anywho here’s the golden couple out and about at Club Villa. Looks like Ms. Hilton got some extension action going on there. I always liked her better with long hair.
Paris claims that Benji has made a serious change in her life. Instead of going out and partying all the time, she prefers to stay home and cook for her main man.
“Hilton said: “When I was younger I loved to go out, but now that I’m in a really great relationship it’s so much more fun to stay at home. We don’t really like to go out. We have game night where friends come over and play Monopoly. I love to cook for Benji… I cook great lasagne. I’ve grown up a lot and I’m at peace. He has changed my life in every way.”
C’est L’Amour!!! By the way, what is this ’ship called? Is it Penji? P & J?
Benji Madden is dropping hints that he might want to marry Paris Hilton. Benji told a radio interviewer that he always knew Paris was “…like, wife material, or serious girlfriend material.”
Benji also revealed that they were in love with eachother long before they came out publicly as a couple.
Could it be that Benji is the key to domesticate Paris Hilton? Hopefully this works out and I will have a new little human to add to my collection ^_^
Paris was interviewed by a Las Vegas radio show yesterday, and was asked, “Would you rather have Kim Kardashian’s ass or Jessica Simpson’s rack?” Paris responded with, “Gross. I would not want that.” In regards to Kim’s ass, “It’s disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”
Bingo! Thank you! Kim does not have a nice ass. It’s too big for her body, and it’s not even toned. You could see the yellow hues of fat when she wears a bikini…gross!
My problem with this story is that Paris actually took it back by calling Kim and apologizing, according to Intouch Weekly. BOOOOOOO Paris! You should have stuck to your guns! Show that wannabe that there is only room for one socialite whore, godamnit.
It was a field day for the Paris haters yesterday. She totally ate shit after being chased by the paps while vacationing with boyfriend Benji Madden. Stop laughing! It’s not funny! Yes it is. People tripping and falling on their asses is timeless humor. I have been known to throw myself down the stairs on purpose, because it’s so funny. That is mainly why both of my knees are completely busted. I’ve also been blessed with a clumsy gene, which is the price I pay for laughing at people when they fall.
Benji’s Birthday isn’t till March 11, but he’s already celebrating it with our resident skore (that’s skank/whore for you smart people) Paris Hilton.
I remember when me and my friend Holly would fight over Benji. We both wanted to do dirty things to him, but alas only the strong survive and it looks Paris is the better woman. Bwwwaahaha….I mean good for her.
I don’t know how many push up bras she used to get that kind of cleavage, but it looks like it isn’t helping much: Benji still looks like he wants nothing to with with her!
That’s gotta hurt when one of the biggest jokes in the punk rock music genre doesn’t want to be seen with you.
One thing I like about Paris dating Benji Madden, is that she’s toned down her look more. I hate it how she overdoes her wardrobe and runs errands dressed like she’s going to the Oscars. She looks much cuter this way. Yes I like Paris, and I don’t care what you think.
Do you guys out there agree with this union? Or is he just another dick in the glass?
Paris Hilton celebrated her 27th Birthday by performing with the Pussycat Dolls at Pure Nightclub in Vegas. She’s 27, right? Hell I don’t know how old she is.
Don’t ask me why I posted this picture of her enormous feet. I figured there was really no difference between that and her face.
“I’m going to show you how to suck a dirty cock”
“Come on Kristin, if you really want to be part of the club you need to blow this mic.”
Paris Hilton has found her next party buddy in the form of Kristin Cavalleri. Not Kristin! I thought Kristin was smarter than that. Actually no, I take that back. She probably likes hanging out with Paris because, like, she’s all tan and stuff.
Source: TMZ
Source: TMZ
The bitter rivalry between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton has gone to a different level. Paris is literally speaking to Lindsay out of her ass.
“Lindsay recently tried to make peace with Paris, leaving voicemails explaining that she wanted to call a truce. But Paris refused to call back. Finally she responded in her usual classy way, The National Enquirer reports.
“She had her assistant call Lindsay and leave farting sounds on her voicemail,” an Enquirer spy claims.”
Not a big deal to me. I think farting is a great way of interacting with people. I greet alot of my friends by farting. “Hi Cindy!” “Oh hey bitch, *pfffffffrrrrrttttttt*”
These two classy ladies are feuding because they both wanted Timbaland to work on their albums. BWAH! I doubt he would give either the time of day.
Those two should join Heidi on the list of people who have no business in the music industry.
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