How is it that Courtenay Semel is pulling all kinds of hot bitches? First Lindsay Lohan and now Tila Tequila. Although Tila is definitely a downgrade, she’s still considered hot by everyone but me.
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Tila Tequila is hinting that she did indeed hook up with Mac Dude and ex-boyfriend of Drew Barrymore, Justin Long. “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and it should just stay there… I don’t remember anything.”
I don’t know what the fuck Drew did to him, but after those two cats broke up he’s been on a downgrade binge. First he was swapping bodily fluids with Kirsten Dunst, and now Tila. Poor Justin! Somebody needs to tell him that Tila is an not a woman, but an annoying insect!!! Observe:
I need to thank Adrienne Curry for that one. That shit never gets old.
So I was going about my nightly porn viewing, when I see a video with Tila Tequila and that other chick from Myspace, Masuimi Max.
Nothing to be excited about, but check it out while it’s still up. NSFW, obviously.
A Shot of Love With Tila Tequila premiered today, and I don’t care. I was trying to find some clips or something on the net to write about in regards to her show, but instead I found something better: alot of sexy half-naked pics.
Granted, she looks like an Ant and the sound of her voice makes me want to do something less painful, like slice my tits off, but she is a completely different person in the nude.
Aside from her oddly long nipples, the girl is fine when she isn’t speaking. She needs to be half naked all the time. Hotness ensues after the jump!
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