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What’s up folks, sorry once again for the lack of posts. I’m being worked half to death so I rarely have time to get on this bitch anymore. I’ll be around from time to time till things get squared away. Peace!

Right on

Mike Judge, the creator of the genius animated series “Beavis and Butthead” is thinking of doing a live action film of the dynamic duo.

Mike mentioned John Heder, Sean William Scott, and Topher Grace as possibilities. “I guess Seann William Scott’s kinda got Butt-Head eyes,” Judge agreed when given one possible casting idea. “A long time ago, Johnny Depp had said to me that he really wanted to play Beavis. … He was doing that ['Don Juan DeMarco'] movie with Marlon Brando, and he said Marlon Brando used to imitate Butt-Head, and he would do Beavis.”

I dont’ care who they cast, but John better be in the mix because he truly does look like either one of them! I don’t know about Topher, but the Stiffmeister will no doubt deliver.

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Fuck You!

I can’t stand this bitch anymore. I used to like her in the 90’s, when she came out with that damn song “Someday”. Oh you know it! It’s this one:

This was obviously before she discovered the color pink and started wearing glitter. Than came the butterflies. What the fuck?! Butterflies? I hate butterflies! I didn’t have a problem with them before Mariah started singing about them. What’s so artistic about butterflies? They are moths with colorful wings. Who sings about insects? Oh wait, Mariah Carey does!

More importantly, she knew how to sing back than. Now, she sounds like her throat was put through a cheese grater. For example, her recent performance on the Today Show:

So she’s lip synching now, because she sucks. Even her backup singer was trying to show her how to do her job, till Mariah rudely addressed her in song, “Stop singing my part nowwww….baaaabbyyyyyyyyyy” (Skip to 3:00 to see what I’m talking about.) Holy shit, she’s really evolved as an artist now by singing direct orders to her backup singers.As Diane Sawyer introduces Mimi’s next song Bye Bye, she barks at Diane saying, “Are you going to give me some kind of indication as to when I should start?” or something like that. Well shit, didn’t she make that clear enough when she told you, “Okay, now Mariah is going to sing her next song.” My word!

Are you serious? REALLY? A movie about Tetris!? REALLY?

Okay geniuses, would you mind telling me how the fuck Kobe Bryant did this?