Happy New Year bitches, and I better have a better year this time around because I’m tired of making lemonade. Hopefully I’ll find a night job so that I can continue the legacy that is Happy Food Girl. I’ll be coming and going, but one thing’s for sure: I’ll be back!!!
Thanksgiving isn’t complete without quoting the best line in that piece of shit movie “Gigli”. Towards the end of the film, JLo’s character, who is apparently a lesbo, decides she wants to get hit with Ben Affleck’s meat stick, hence that stupid line, “Gobble, Gobble, it’s Turkey time”. What a great opener. Men need to imagine pussy being something delicious aside from the smelly, hairy pie that it really is. The point here is….
Have a Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Taking a break for the holiday weekend folks, as if that weren’t obvious already. I’ll be back on Tuesday! Miss me, okay?
Happy Mother’s Day ya’ll! I took my mom to see that Ashton Kutcher movie, “What Happens In Vegas”. Me, my brother, and my mom were the only ones in the theater! I thought the movie was cute, but than again I like cheesy movies where the plot is so painfully obvious. What are you doing for your moms today?
Here’s to all the Suckretarys!!! May you have the strength to ward off your evil boss that either wants to work you to death or to the bed.
I’m sure the above picture is how alot of you will end up tomorrow morning. Except for me! I get to be the sober one that’s laughing at you! MOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
So this sight is about a week old, but it’s gotten about 1000 hits already. Thanks to you people out there that can’t get enough of looking at Katie Price.
Have a great New Year gang, and I hope 2008 gives birth to more trainwrecks that I can talk shit about.
That’s right. It’s Christmas bitch! To demonstrate my holiday cheer, I present you with my favorite scene from Home Alone 2. I was going to post a tidbit on the He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special, but Michael K beat me to it.
Before you say it, actually just shut up.
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