What’s up folks, sorry once again for the lack of posts. I’m being worked half to death so I rarely have time to get on this bitch anymore. I’ll be around from time to time till things get squared away. Peace!

Happy New Year bitches, and I better have a better year this time around because I’m tired of making lemonade. Hopefully I’ll find a night job so that I can continue the legacy that is Happy Food Girl. I’ll be coming and going, but one thing’s for sure: I’ll be back!!!

I still can’t believe it. The answer after the jump!

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It’s Christmas time, I’m broke and have no herb. Therefore, I’ve been drinking a few shots of this fine tequila instead! This magic water is doing things to me right now…like making me wanna take a nice long nap.

I’ll be playing catch up tomorrow, so see you then! Merry Christmas!!!

You have to be Paris Hilton in order to look good in this dress. The always stunningly dressed socialite is seen here with new BFF Brittany Flickinger leaving the Delux Nightclub in my favorite city in the world: Hollywood.

Bam Margera is appearing on Gina Lynn’s latest flick, “Fantastic Whores 4″. Lord help us!

“We shot one of the scene at Bam’s indoor skate park,” Knight told AVN. “They were doing skateboarding tricks all around while this couple were having sex, going over the top of them.

“Another scene we did, Bam and a bunch of the guys were playing paintball. There was a blowjob [on Margera sidekick Brandon Novak] and a boy-girl sex scene during the paint war. People were getting shot, it was pretty cool.”

I can’t believe they put Brandon in a scene. That’s just too weird for me to imagine. I can only picture them punching eachother in the nuts, not having sexy times. WEIRD!!! As a loyal fan I’m gonna be watching it anyway. It’s just one of those things you have to see for yourself to make sure it’s actually real.

The movie comes out January 15th, so mark your calenders!

Source: AVN

So I found a day job, and have been working all day today! Regardless of all my bitching at Twitter, I’m truly grateful that I have two jobs. The downside of course is that I hardly have time to post here, unless I wake up super early before work which will never happen because A.) I’m lazy and B.) I’m lazy.

With that being said I will continue to post as much as I possibly can! HappyFoodGirl fo’ life!

Here is the ravishing Scarlett Johansson at “The Spirit” premiere. Either she has a miracle stylist or something in her genes, because it is almost impossible to make this girl fugly. I’ve seen pictures of her supposed “worst days” and she still comes out on top.

More pics of Scarlett and the rest of the crew after the jump!

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How is it that Courtenay Semel is pulling all kinds of hot bitches? First Lindsay Lohan and now Tila Tequila. Although Tila is definitely a downgrade, she’s still considered hot by everyone but me.

Kristen Stewart agrees with me that the grunge era rocked, so as a result is showing her enthusiasm by shopping for some new grungy duds with Nikki Reed. I lie, but here are the Twilight ladies shopping at the Affliction Store yesterday. Kristin always looks bored as shit in photographs. She just shot into super-stardom, and she’s already over it.

Here are more pictures of Kristen looking idle and lifeless. I’ve also included a money shot of Kristen and Rob since you lurkers out there are die hard Twilight fans. Don’t lie, I look at the stats everyday.

More pics of these kittens after the jump!

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